He Kexian was not deceived by her sickeningly sweet adorable smile. With a dark expression, he sealed the wine and pushed it back under the bed. Just as he stood up preparing to scold this little girl who didn’t know the difference between serious and trivial matters… when he turned around, he collided with her head.

It turned out that when she saw him bend down to put away the wine jar, she curiously squatted down as well. When he turned around, the two collided.

This hit his nose bridge directly. He gasped from the pain, his nose aching sharply, and tears involuntarily welled up in his eyes.

“Ah, does it hurt?” Seeing this, the little girl quickly asked.

Wasn’t this an obvious question?! He Kexian gritted his teeth, feeling like he must be incompatible with this little girl’s fortune – whenever he encountered her, he always suffered some loss.

“Don’t cry…” The little girl nervously moved closer.

Damn it, this young master isn’t crying! He Kexian blinked hard, blinking away the tears that had formed from the pain, then glared at her fiercely.

“I’ll blow on it for you. It won’t hurt after I blow on it.” The little girl moved even closer to him, gently blowing on his nose bridge.

Her breath was fragrant like orchids, carrying the sweet scent of wine.

He Kexian was intelligent and precocious, already understanding the difference between men and women. He felt somewhat uncomfortable and pushed her away, “Stay… stay away from me.”

But the little girl suddenly froze motionless, a pair of moist almond eyes staring straight at him.

Her eyes were very clear, clearly reflecting his image. He Kexian felt even more uncomfortable and backed away, but there was a bed behind him. With this retreat… he fell directly onto the bed.

Before he could get up, he saw Shi Fa Ke nimbly climb onto the bed, lying on top of him, seriously continuing to stare at him.

“Get up quickly, what are you doing?!” He Kexian became angry.

But Shi Fa Ke showed no signs of fear at all. Not only was she unafraid, she even pushed her luck by reaching out her small hand to touch his face, saying earnestly, “Little brother, you’re so beautiful. Let me touch you…”

He Kexian froze, then became furious, getting up to flip her off. But she clung to him like a koala, impossible to shake off… He exhausted himself to the point of gasping, yet the little girl still hung firmly on him.

Perhaps due to intense anger, or perhaps because of the vigorous movements, his fair face was flushed red… making him look as if he had been severely bullied.

Then he heard the little girl say softly and sweetly, “Little brother, are you shy?”

He Kexian looked at this little girl hanging on him through gritted teeth. Though she was usually difficult to deal with, she had never been so audaciously bold before. Then he paused slightly, suddenly realizing – could she be… drunk?

Because she had maintained a normal expression with fair cheeks, showing no signs of being intoxicated, he hadn’t realized that he was dealing with a little drunk!

Getting angry with a drunk person… aside from nearly dying of anger, was obviously useless.

“A’Ke?” He suppressed his anger, softened his voice, and tried calling her name.

“Mm?” She blinked her moist almond eyes and responded very obediently.

Good, at least she still knew who she was.

“Men and women should not have physical contact. What does it look like for you to climb on me? Come down quickly.” He restrained his violent temper and coaxed her gently.

He truly used 120,000 percent of his patience.

“Men and women should not have physical contact?” Shi Fa Ke tilted her head, her confused expression actually quite adorable.

But He Kexian had no mood to appreciate her cuteness. He just gritted his teeth in suppressed anger, patiently saying, “Yes, so quickly let go of me and come down.”

Who knew that Shi Fa Ke not only didn’t consciously climb down, but instead used all her limbs to wrap around him even tighter, declaring resolutely, “I won’t let go!”

The veins at He Kexian’s temples twitched happily. He felt he could barely restrain himself from strangling this reckless little girl.

In all of Tongluo Town, the only brat who dared to climb on him and lord over him was this one right in front of him!

“What exactly do you want?!” Though he knew there was no reasoning with a drunk person, He Kexian had already lost his rationality from anger and shouted.

“My father says that when you see a beauty you like, you must be quick to bring her home, or she’ll become someone else’s wife.” Shi Fa Ke looked at He Kexian with utmost seriousness, “Beauty, I’m very pleased with you. Come home with me.”

He Kexian looked at this little girl who kept courting death in front of him. After extreme anger, he actually didn’t have the strength to be angry anymore, just wanting to quickly pull her off himself.

“You don’t need to worry about things like men and women not having physical contact. Since I’ve ruined your reputation, I’ll naturally marry you properly.” Shi Fa Ke continued her shameless boasting recklessly.

He Kexian sneered coldly, “If anyone’s marrying, it would be me marrying you. You can only marry me.”

“Great!” Little Miss Shi clearly understood the principle of striking while the iron is hot and immediately climbed up the pole.

Poor He Kexian, having lived to nine years old, was seeing such a scene for the first time. Actually having a little girl say she wanted to marry him – he couldn’t react for a moment and was stunned.

“Little brother, smile for me.” Little Miss Shi moved closer to him.

As if possessed, He Kexian actually did smile.

He Kexian was handsome, especially good-looking when he smiled, and he even had dimples. He knew what he looked like when he smiled, so being mature beyond his years, he usually liked to keep a straight face and rarely smiled.

At this moment, not knowing what spell had been cast on him, he actually truly smiled.

Then, a slender, soft little hand accurately poked his cheek.

More precisely, it accurately poked the dimple on his cheek.

“I’ve wanted to poke it for so long.” Little Miss Shi spoke her true feelings after drinking, “Your dimple is so cute.”

He Kexian’s face turned completely red.

He was certain – he had been molested by a little drunk!

Hmm… the past was too painful to recall.

Not far away, a servant watched his young master standing under the blazing sun with an unpredictable expression, feeling terrified… Hadn’t Miss returned? Why did Young Master look even stranger?

At this time, the family’s coachman brought out the prepared carriage. After hesitating for a long while, he ultimately didn’t dare to ask the young master who was standing in the sun in a daze. Instead, he approached the servant and whispered, “The carriage is ready… is Young Master still going out?”

The servant glared at the coachman, “Miss has already returned. Do you think Young Master is still going out or not?”

No sense at all.

Just then, He Kexian emerged from his memories, stared at the servant fixedly, making the servant break out in a cold sweat. Just as he was reflecting on whether he had said something wrong, He Kexian had already stridden through the main gate.

Well, he was definitely not going out now.

The servant waved his hand, dismissing the coachman.