Wu Mangmang tossed her phone aside, feeling she’d really had enough – actually chatting about such perverted topics with a perverted man.

But thinking it over, she felt it wouldn’t do to just let this person learn knowledge from her. Next time she got a chance, she should also ask him some questions about men.

While Wu Mangmang was lost in thought, she saw staff bringing Wu Dandan out.

“Are you mentally challenged? You’re this old and still wetting your pants?” This child, once he started playing, couldn’t even bear to go pee and just wet his pants directly.

Wu Mangmang had no idea how to handle a child who’d wet his pants.

Wu Dandan refused to wear wet pants, so Wu Mangmang had to take him to the mall’s restroom.

The little brat had particularly strong gender awareness and absolutely refused to enter the women’s restroom. Wu Mangmang was so angry she could go crazy, directly dragging Wu Dandan into the women’s restroom – she couldn’t very well follow Wu Dandan to the men’s side, could she?

While changing pants, Wu Mangmang couldn’t help but dramatically exclaim and cover her eyes, “I’m going to get styes! I’m still a virgin – I haven’t even seen my own husband’s little thing, yet I’m seeing yours first!”

Wu Mangmang expressed her deep depression.

Now Wu Dandan was generous, “You seeing it is lucky for you. What you’re looking at now is someone else’s future husband.”

Wu Mangmang was thoroughly exasperated by this little demon, “Who wants to look at yours?”

When putting on pants, Wu Dandan complained about this and that, saying the waistband wasn’t pulled properly, then saying the pants weren’t put on straight.

Wu Mangmang’s anger flared, “I’m not your mother. It’s good enough that I’m putting pants on you. You’re this big – can’t you dress yourself? If you can’t dress yourself, just go bare-bottomed.”

“You’re more than old enough to be my mother. Women should be gentle, understand?” Wu Dandan said angrily.

What world did this monster come from?

Wu Mangmang completely didn’t understand – were all kids nowadays this precocious?

But regardless of whether the male in front of her was a man or a boy, anyone who dared challenge a woman’s age would never be forgiven by Wu Mangmang.

Wu Mangmang roared, “More than old enough my ass! When your sister walks out, everyone says I look like a high school student, okay?”

When Wu Mangmang left home today, she had specifically changed clothes.

A pure white T-shirt on top, a pure white short skirt below, white canvas shoes, and a ponytail – she looked pure enough to shoot green tea commercials.

This was to ensure that when she walked out pulling Wu Dandan along, people wouldn’t mistake her for being this big kid’s mother.

“ID cards don’t lie.” Compared to Wu Mangmang’s rage, Wu Dandan was very calm, “A twenty-five-year-old old virgin.”

My god, this little brat probably didn’t even understand what “virgin” meant, yet he could already curse people.

Wu Mangmang exploded, “What has Liu Lewei been showing you?”

When the siblings came out of the restroom, neither paid attention to the other.

Finally, Wu Mangmang, being the bigger person, took the initiative to reconcile with Wu Dandan and agreed to pay reparations.

Only then did the two hold hands and go to the toy store on the fifth floor to select toys.

It was agreed that after buying toys, Wu Dandan would obediently follow Wu Mangmang home.

Although Wu Mangmang had bought Wu Dandan many toys before, she had never bought any at Spring Plaza.

Given Spring Plaza’s level, the toy prices were probably astronomical.

However, Wu Mangmang now had allowance money again, so she wasn’t intimidated.

Until she saw the Aston Martin sports car model Wu Dandan had chosen, and after counting the zeros behind the price, Wu Mangmang cried out in her heart:

Why could the price of one model buy a domestic car?

Wu Mangmang’s wallet was light, so she directly admitted, “I don’t have that much money.”

Wu Dandan pouted, “You’ve been working for several years.”

Wu Mangmang felt her knee take a hit and stubbornly said, “Don’t I need to eat?”

Wu Dandan continued pouting, then ran to select other toys. After picking for a long time without choosing anything, it was clear his heart was still set on that car model.

People are like this – after seeing something good, they’re unwilling to settle for something they don’t like.

Wu Mangmang grew impatient waiting, looked at her watch, and began searching the store for Wu Dandan.

“Mangmang.” When Ning Zheng saw Wu Mangmang here, he was very surprised, though in his heart he sighed at the word “fate.”

Tomorrow was Lu Lin’s son’s birthday, and Ning Zheng was accompanying Lu Sui to pick out a gift while also buying one himself – otherwise Miss Lu would definitely throw a fit.

“How are you here?” Ning Zheng asked. Generally, who would enter a children’s toy store for no reason?

Wu Mangmang turned around and was also very surprised to see Lu Sui and Ning Zheng.

Her beautiful ponytail swayed slightly in the air, then fell on Wu Mangmang’s shoulder, the end slightly curved upward like a “hook” that caught people’s eyes.

Just a few centimeters below her shoulder was her proud chest.

A young girl’s body, both full and fresh, as if with just a light squeeze, water could be pressed out.

Ning Zheng had to admit that his persistent reluctance to be with Shen Yuanzi was probably because he found her too old.

Though well-maintained, she always seemed dried up.

Before Wu Mangmang could answer Ning Zheng’s question, she heard a crisp childish voice nearby call out, “Mommy!”

Wu Mangmang had no reaction, then felt someone tugging at her skirt hem. She looked down to see Wu Dandan had run over at some point, “Mommy!” Wu Dandan called again.

What was this situation?

Wu Mangmang stared at Wu Dandan for a second, then quickly turned to look at Lu Sui and Ning Zheng’s expressions.

The surprise on Ning Zheng’s face would have had even more dramatic effect if his mouth had opened a bit wider.

“No, he’s not my son.” Wu Mangmang quickly denied it. She was still unmarried – absolutely no such rumors could spread.

Wu Dandan hugged Wu Mangmang’s thigh tightly and cried, “Mommy, don’t you want me anymore?”

Wu Mangmang cursed inwardly – could mental illness be contagious?

Or did the Wu family genes just produce actors?

Wu Dandan rubbed non-existent tears and very real saliva on Wu Mangmang’s thigh, then timidly turned his face toward Lu Sui and Ning Zheng.

With the same big eyes as Wu Mangmang, he looked at Lu Sui and Ning Zheng, blinked twice, then decisively focused only on Lu Sui, saying softly, “Are you Daddy?”

Wu Mangmang just wanted to kneel.

“Wu Dandan, stop talking nonsense!” Wu Mangmang reached out to pinch Wu Dandan’s cheek.

Wu Dandan decisively let go of Wu Mangmang’s hand, ran straight over to hug Lu Sui’s thigh, and looked up at Lu Sui with moist eyes, “Daddy, I want this too, but Mommy doesn’t have money.”

Lu Sui was holding exactly the Aston Martin car model Wu Dandan had been eyeing earlier.

“Wu Dandan, where are your principles?”

Wu Mangmang was too embarrassed to face anyone. Wu Dandan would actually acknowledge any random daddy for a car model.

“I don’t have principles, I only have chastity.” Wu Dandan didn’t actually understand what principles meant, but he had heard of chastity.

Ning Zheng couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

Lu Sui didn’t react much, only calmly instructing the sales person to wrap up another color of this model and bent down to give it to Wu Dandan.

Clearly, Lu Sui’s generosity greatly pleased Wu Dandan.

Wu Mangmang forcibly pulled Wu Dandan back, saying, “Wu Dandan, this gift is too expensive. You can’t accept it.”

Wu Dandan pouted and began sniffling. Children his age were half-understanding and half-not, but mentally they generally leaned toward “I want it, I want it, I absolutely must have it.”

Wu Mangmang didn’t care about any of that, holding Wu Dandan’s hand firmly, “Dandan, people should be polite. You haven’t even greeted anyone yet.”

Wu Mangmang pointed at Lu Sui, “This is Grandpa Lu, and this is Grandpa Ning.”

Two men in their thirties had their generation directly upgraded to grandfathers by Wu Mangmang.

Lu Sui’s eye twitched.

Ning Zheng immediately objected, “Don’t, you’re making us sound old. Uncle is fine.”

Wu Mangmang bent down to Wu Dandan, “Dandan, this Grandpa Lu is Auntie Qingqing’s little uncle, and Grandpa Ning is Grandpa Lu’s good friend, so you should call both of them Grandpa.”

Wu Mangmang couldn’t fool Wu Dandan’s intelligence. He sweetly called Ning Zheng “Uncle Ning.”

Then he called Lu Sui “Daddy.”

Ning Zheng laughed, “I should have picked a car model as a gift too. I’d get a son without any effort.”

Lu Sui was too lazy to even look at Ning Zheng, bending down to hand the car model to Wu Dandan again.

Wu Mangmang naturally disagreed, “Dandan, you can’t take it. Say goodbye to the two uncles – we should go home.”

Wu Dandan was being dragged by Wu Mangmang, looking back with every step. Finally unable to resist, he broke free from Wu Mangmang’s hand, ran back “thump thump thump” to take the car model from Lu Sui’s hands and clutch it tightly to his chest, “Thank you, Daddy.”

This child had always gotten whatever he wanted in the Wu family and had never gotten used to the four words “seeking but not obtaining.”

Wu Mangmang was too embarrassed to look. She ran back and said loudly, “Wu Dandan, quickly return the thing to Uncle.” Children absolutely couldn’t be spoiled like this.

Wu Dandan naturally refused. He looked at Lu Sui, then at Wu Mangmang, then walked over and used his free hand to pull Wu Mangmang in front of Lu Sui, looking up at Lu Sui and saying, “Daddy, I’m selling Mommy to you.”

What the hell was this situation?

Sometimes kids were like lunatics – you really couldn’t predict what they’d say next.

Wu Mangmang didn’t understand how Wu Dandan had the nerve to sell her off. How did Liu Lewei usually educate this child?

For a car model, he dared sell his sister – when he grew up, wouldn’t he sell the country?

“Wu Dandan, what are you babbling about? Do you want to die?” Wu Mangmang was about to explode.

But Wu Dandan refused to back down, “This is more expensive than an iPhone 6s.”

Wu Mangmang couldn’t understand the child’s logic for a moment.

Wu Dandan stuck his neck out stubbornly, “Didn’t you say you’d sell your body for rose gold?”

Uh, Wu Mangmang seemed to have said something like that.

“Bullshit! I said sell my body, not sell my kidney!” Wu Mangmang was so angry she got confused and mixed up her words, “No no, I said sell my kidney, not sell my body. And I was just joking with Mom.”

But how could a child distinguish between joking and being serious?

So some jokes were better not said in front of innocent children.