“But you didn’t misunderstand me…” This is what I want to tell you about breaking up.

Wu Mangmang’s grand performance hadn’t even begun when Lu Sui cut her off, “Didn’t you say that if you fell for someone else, you’d tell me in person, and only start another relationship after we broke up?”

What do you call lifting a rock only to drop it on your own foot?

Wu Mangmang was instantly speechless.

With just one word—”misunderstand”—Lu Sui had flipped her from the role of victim to perpetrator.

The world really had no black and white; it all depended on what one’s mouth said.

“Whether you misunderstood or not, you know best!” Wu Mangmang wasn’t the type to back down—even without reason, she’d argue for three points.

“So I clearly know that you misunderstood,” Lu Sui said.

Wu Mangmang turned her head to look at Lu Sui, who was raising his hand to rub his brow. Though it was a bit dark, his features were still distinct. How dare this person put on that helpless expression as if she were being unreasonable?

“I didn’t misunderstand! When people in a relationship don’t contact each other for ten days, isn’t that a cold breakup?” Wu Mangmang almost screamed.

Lu Sui rubbed his ears. “Why wouldn’t ten days of no contact mean the other person had an accident?”

An accident, my ass! “But not only did you not have an accident, you turned around and attended a banquet with a gorgeous woman in your arms. Am I wrong?” Wu Mangmang was so angry steam was coming out of her head.

“Since you’re so angry, why didn’t you call or ask me in person at the time?” Lu Sui deflected with practiced ease.

“I wouldn’t go looking for trouble. This lady doesn’t stoop so low,” Wu Mangmang pursed her lips and crossed her arms over her chest.

“That’s your inferiority complex acting up,” Lu Sui said.

Now that lit the fuse! “What inferiority complex? I’m beautiful and have a great figure, big chest and perky butt, knowledgeable and cultured, have a job and good friends, have a car and a house, have parents—what do I have to feel inferior about?”

“I advise you not to be so narcissistic.” Wu Mangmang spoke so passionately she almost sprayed saliva.

“Then it’s excessive self-esteem, thinking too highly of yourself, always expecting others to accommodate you, never thinking to actively care about others. Even if the other person had no news for ten days, even if the other person died outside, you’d still be playing games happily, wouldn’t you?” Lu Sui’s tone was completely emotionless, but spoken in his nonchalant manner, it was particularly cutting.

Wu Mangmang felt so useless—whenever she argued, she wanted to cry. Now her whole face was wet.

“I won’t argue with you. None of this matters now. Let’s part on good terms,” Wu Mangmang tried to calm her voice like Lu Sui.

“You left without saying a word, cheated on me and made me wear such a big green hat, and now you want to part on good terms?” Lu Sui’s tone rose slightly.

So he came to settle scores?! Wu Mangmang was grinding her teeth in anger, jumping up and momentarily forgetting she was in the car. Her head hit the roof with a “thud.”

Wu Mangmang angrily kicked the front seat, feeling like even the car was bullying her.

Lu Sui reached up to rub Wu Mangmang’s head, but she slapped his hand away with a “smack.” “Don’t touch me, stop being fake.”

Since they’d already torn off the mask, Wu Mangmang had no reservations. Pointing at Lu Sui’s nose, she scolded: “Stop pulling this act on me, Lu Sui. Don’t think I don’t understand you men’s dirty thoughts.”

“You don’t call me or contact me, then turn around and blame me for not calling you. But we both know very well that something unpleasant happened that night, and the next day you suddenly had to go on a business trip for a week, with no prior warning. You were basically…”

“You must have something you haven’t figured out. Business trips are such a good excuse—you can advance or retreat. If you figure it out, you can continue pretending nothing happened and keep me as a pet. If you don’t figure it out, I’d be the second Wang Yuan, right?”

“You wish! I’m not Wang Yuan. I don’t care what the reason for breaking up is. Let’s be straightforward about it. If you’re still a man, don’t keep harping on my mistakes. Even if you want to blame someone, blame me entirely—it has nothing to do with Ms. Liu and the others. Kill me or cut me up as you please. So what if I cheated? So what if I fell for someone else? At worst, I’ll be a good hero again in eighteen years.”

Wu Mangmang said all this in one breath, feeling both physically and mentally refreshed. Her hands and feet were no longer cold, and she even stopped crying. But this wasn’t over yet.

She was getting more excited the more she talked, more pleased the more she performed, with the spirit of a gangster boss lady possessing her—the feeling was incredible.

On TV, they always acted like this. At the end, the boss lady had to calmly deliver a few harsh words—that was true style.

Wu Mangmang bent down and stood up, putting one foot on the seat, striking the classic tough woman pose with one hand on her knee and the other extended to gently pat Lu Sui’s face.

Her acting addiction had kicked in—she dared to touch even a tiger’s rear.

Since it was a dead end anyway, she said: “Mommy’s not playing with you anymore, good boy. Go find your godmother.” Wu Mangmang patted Lu Sui’s face again.

Having delivered this advantageous parting shot, Wu Mangmang smoothly turned around and opened the door, wanting to end this movie with a cool back view for Lu Sui.

But as the old saying goes, you can’t touch a tiger’s rear.

Lu Sui’s comeback was a matter of seconds.

Wu Mangmang felt her arm being yanked hard from behind, and she fell back onto Lu Sui’s lap. She reached out to push him, her feet also busy, but the space was too cramped to attack his lower body.

But a woman’s beautiful nails can sometimes be beautiful weapons too.

Wu Mangmang scratched Lu Sui’s neck viciously, but immediately after, with a push and pull, Lu Sui counterattacked and pressed her down on the seat.

She thought to herself that Lu Sui must have learned some martial arts.

Come to think of it, someone like him who could be kidnapped at any moment, a golden target, must have learned some fighting skills from childhood.

In the darkness, Wu Mangmang’s face was bitten hard. “Want to be my mom? Have you breastfed me?”

Though he was talking, both of them kept fighting with their hands.

The environment was cramped, and her strength couldn’t match Lu Sui’s. Wu Mangmang was defeated in just a few moves, screaming: “Cold, your hands are so cold! Take them away!”

She had forgotten to put on underwear when getting dressed after getting up. The roasted suckling pig was squeezed into a roasted pancake. Wu Mangmang continued screaming: “Get away, you hooligan, you rapist…”

The rest of her words were directly blocked by Lu Sui, and not with his mouth—it felt like a piece of cloth. Wu Mangmang could only make “mmm mmm” sounds and couldn’t shout anymore.

Her hands were tied behind her back with Lu Sui’s tie. Wu Mangmang tried to kick Lu Sui with her legs, but he directly knelt between her legs.

“You think cheating is justified? You’re proud of having an affair?” Lu Sui’s words came with his breath directly hitting Wu Mangmang’s face.

Not only was her body being treated roughly, Wu Mangmang felt her face hurt, her ears hurt, her nose hurt, her mouth corners hurt, her neck hurt, her collarbone hurt—Lu Sui had definitely bitten all the way down.

But gradually, Lu Sui’s movements seemed to soften. Wu Mangmang felt him lift his head again. Lu Sui’s nose tip gently rubbed against her face—forehead, between the brows, brow tips, eye corners, nose bridge, lips, ear side…

What a master of seduction. Wu Mangmang defiantly arched her back trying to bite Lu Sui, to bite this bastard to death, but her mouth was gagged, whimpering like a little dog. Lu Sui became even more interested, moving his knee another inch between her legs, gently rubbing.

Unable to resist, Wu Mangmang could only play dead fish for Lu Sui to see if he could still get interested.

But Wu Mangmang obviously didn’t understand men. Never mind dead fish—how much better could blow-up dolls be than dead fish? They were still equally popular.

After quite a while, Wu Mangmang felt she was so pale she was almost reflective, when Lu Sui finally lifted his head. “Now you can be my mom.”

Wu Mangmang was so angry her eyes were teary, until Lu Sui lowered his head and pulled the handkerchief from her mouth, murmuring against her lips, “Don’t make a sound, be careful that passing cars might hear.”

Wu Mangmang indeed didn’t dare make a sound, because Lu Sui’s head had buried down again, this time even lower.

Wu Mangmang’s nails were almost clawing through the seat beneath her, her body trembling.

Lu Sui chuckled softly and lifted his head again to kiss her mouth.

Wu Mangmang turned her head away, not cooperating, disgusted by the strange smell on his mouth.

Lu Sui whispered in her ear: “Next time, shave the hair off.”

Wu Mangmang’s brain exploded—men’s dirty talk really had no limits.

This was men!

When they couldn’t out-argue you, when they wanted to be shameless, they’d just sleep with you into submission.

If there was no reconciliation, it must be because he didn’t serve well enough.

If the service was also good, then it must be that the quantity wasn’t enough.

In any case, the initiative was completely out of Wu Mangmang’s hands.

Wu Mangmang was now busy getting dressed and searching in the dark for her little panties.

Because their conversation was interrupted, she didn’t know where to pick up the thread. Wu Mangmang’s momentum had long been devoured by the old wolf dog.

But women’s pettiness and sharpness were unpredictable even to themselves.

After Wu Mangmang tidied her clothes, she asked Lu Sui, who was obviously still recovering, with acidic sharpness: “Uncle Lu, your heart is really generous. You like the color of your hat that much?”

Wu Mangmang’s subtext was: don’t think that just because I died a little death, I can forgive you.

Love and sex cannot be confused!

“Being sharp and mean does you no good, Wu Mangmang.” Lu Sui touched the three bloody scratches Wu Mangmang had clawed on his neck.

Wu Mangmang snorted coldly and said nothing more.

And Lu Sui was even more patient with silence than Wu Mangmang.

Finally, Wu Mangmang irritably ran her hand through her hair. “What exactly do you want?”

Actually, the answer was obvious, but girls had to be pretentious and ask once more—the words had to be made clear.

“I was indeed wrong back then.” Lu Sui was silent for a moment, then said slowly.

Wu Mangmang’s prepared barbs couldn’t be shot out—who told Lu Sui to admit his mistakes so quickly?

“Hmph.” Wu Mangmang could only continue being aloof.

“You guessed right. I indeed had some things I hadn’t figured out,” Lu Sui said.

“What things?” Wu Mangmang was curious again.

“Want to know?” Lu Sui lowered his head and sucked on Wu Mangmang’s earlobe.

Wu Mangmang hurriedly shrank back, stubbornly saying: “I don’t want to know.”

As soon as she finished speaking, she felt Lu Sui stuff a string of keys into her palm.

“What’s this?” Wu Mangmang looked puzzledly at the snow-white fluffy ball on the keychain.

Lu Sui didn’t speak, just turned his head to look back.

Following Lu Sui’s gaze, Wu Mangmang noticed there was another car parked behind them—a Hummer.

Hummer H1. Extremely rugged-looking, but long discontinued.

“How did you get this?” Wu Mangmang asked in surprise.

“Bought it at auction.” The price was no cheaper than Wu Mangmang’s Ferrari.

“Want to go for a drive?” Lu Sui asked.

Drive!

For the sake of driving, all conflicts could be set aside.

But actually, this thing only had advantages on uneven roads.

Wu Mangmang later went driving with Lu Sui several more times and discovered that in the city, this car was only suitable for car sex.

After the drive, they naturally went their separate ways. Wu Mangmang clearly remembered her position.

She wouldn’t admit they’d made up.

Wu Mangmang lay in bed playing with the little ball on the keychain while recalling Lu Sui’s words.

She had asked him if he didn’t mind about her and William at all.

What did Lu Sui say?

Just treat it as if they had really broken up, she had gotten a new boyfriend, and now they were getting back together?

His eloquence was really impressive—he could say he was the one who cheated, and he could also say it didn’t count as cheating.

Wu Mangmang sighed, feeling she was too useless, simply being led around by the nose by Lu Sui.

She was unwilling in every way in her heart, but she also felt a bit reluctant to give up Uncle Lu’s “talents.”