The method worked again! The small mutants scrambled over one another to retreat, each letting out terrified shrieks. Even the eggs and the pools of slime accumulated on the ground began to bubble with a corrosive fizz the moment the toilet cleaner touched them.
Natasha couldn’t help but feel a surge of confidence — they really were afraid of this stuff!
She tossed aside all hesitation and squeezed the bottle in every direction like she was firing a water gun!
The thing was lightweight — unlike ordinary weapons, it didn’t demand precision. A casual sweep could hit several of them at once!
By the time Ada dropped down from the ventilation shaft, the nearby mutants had all fled to the corners. They scrambled frantically for places to hide — some even burrowed into the Queen’s carcass, seeking shelter from the highly corrosive liquid.
The situation had completely reversed!
Ada was thoroughly impressed and clicked his tongue in amazement. He chased down a cluster of small mutants and doused them with the blue toilet cleaner. The tiny creatures convulsed in agony after just a few steps — unbelievably fragile.
If he’d been using a gun, he’d have needed headshots to achieve the same effect.
At this rate, a few hundred more mutants wouldn’t matter — they had absolutely nothing to fear.
“I never imagined that I’d live to see the day I charge into battle brandishing a bottle of toilet cleaner,” Ada marveled aloud.
Shen Mo and Bai Youwei climbed down through the ventilation shaft one after the other.
Bai Youwei heard Ada’s remark and laughed. “Does it feel too domestic? Let me reframe it for you — what you’re holding is a monobasic inorganic strong acid known as hydrogen chloride aqueous solution. It was born in 1648, accidentally obtained by German pharmacist J.R. Glauber while he was preparing sodium sulfate. Doesn’t that sound pretty cool now?”
“Cool~” Ada let out an appreciative whistle.
Bai Youwei looked around and raised an eyebrow in mild surprise. “Why are there so few? Where did all the monsters go?”
Natasha said, “A few dozen crawled into the Queen’s body, and the rest ran downstairs. There were too many — I couldn’t chase them all down.”
“It’s fine. You and Ada figure out how to deal with the mutants inside the Queen. Shen Mo and I will go after the rest,” Bai Youwei said. “Keep the walkie-talkies on at all times.”
“Got it!”
Ada and Natasha answered in perfect unison, accepting Bai Youwei’s orders without a moment’s hesitation.
The two of them circled the Queen’s remains from either side, spraying toilet cleaner — completely unaware that the live-stream comments were already going delirious with laughter —
【Toilet cleaner HAHAHAHAHAHA】
【What the hell — toilet cleaner?!】
【Toilet cleaner… I can’t keep up with this genius’s thought process. Never mind, I’ll see myself out.】
【HAHAHAHAHA the genius said it herself — it’s 1648-vintage hydrogen chloride aqueous solution!】
【I’m on my knees! Please accept this mere mortal’s kneecaps, Little Cabbage!】
【Hidden genius — I concede defeat…!】
【What kind of brain produces this… I never thought I’d live to see someone clear a dungeon with toilet cleaner. Laughing till I’m crying.】
【Ahhh Cabbage! I cheer for you, I go wild for you! I’ll bang my head against the wall for you!】
【My god, I will never dare question any decision Cabbage makes ever again! ~Woof!】
【I watched her take an S-rank dungeon and crank it up to SSS difficulty, then slam it straight back down to the dumbest possible easy mode…】
【Nothing left to say! Brothers, start tipping! Using toilet cleaner to kill monsters — there’s nowhere else on the internet you’ll see this!】
……
The comments scrolled by in a roaring flood.
Bai Youwei and Shen Mo chased mutants around with their bottles of toilet cleaner, and it really did have something of the “slammed all the way down to the dumbest easy mode” quality that the comments described.
Inside the dungeon, the mutants fled in panic.
While they were invincible.
……