Little Huai-bao, by his efforts, managed to get himself a girlfriend before turning five, but less than half an hour after acquiring a girlfriend, the couple was broken up by force—their romance crushed by both sets of parents.
After hearing Wen Zhiling’s statement, Wen Liang coldly snorted at his precious daughter without any face-saving, and with a stern expression asked, “Wen Zhiling, are you a girl?”
“Of course I am,” she hadn’t yet noticed that her father was on the verge of exploding.
“Which little girl has a boyfriend at such a young age?”
Wen Zhiling said in her sweet voice, “But Huai-bao is as good-looking as Ling-bao.”
Wen Liang used a thunderous approach, directly saying, “You don’t have a boyfriend.”
Wen Zhiling wanted to reason with him, “Ling-bao does have one.”
“You don’t.”
Father and daughter were at odds, going back and forth several times.
In the end, it concluded with both sets of parents taking their children away for education.
Because Lin Qingye had performed best in this morning’s task assigned to the four fathers, they could continue staying in the best room from before.
Earlier, when little Huai-bao was caught kissing Wen Zhiling’s cheek, he was carried over by Wen Liang. Lin Qingye had rescued Huai-bao in front of everyone and held him in his arms, but on the way back, he was roughly carrying him by the collar.
Xu Zhinan was protecting him from the side, “Don’t hurt him!”
Little Huai-bao wasn’t hurt at all and even found it fun, being held by the collar so that his neck almost disappeared. He was still swinging his legs like on a swing until Lin Qingye placed him on the sofa.
“What happened just now?” He looked like he was about to interrogate him.
Lin Huairan tilted his head, not understanding.
Xu Zhinan patted Lin Qingye’s shoulder, finally managing to calm him down and push him aside, asking softly, “Little Huai-bao, why did you say Zhiling is your girlfriend?”
“I asked Sister Zhiling.”
“What did you ask?”
“I asked if Sister Zhiling likes me, and she nodded.”
Xu Zhinan and Lin Qingye exchanged a glance, and Xu Zhinan continued, “But ‘like’ has many meanings. Not all ‘likes’ make someone a girlfriend. You’re both too young now and don’t know what a girlfriend is.”
“Mom used to be Dad’s girlfriend, and later became Dad’s wife,” Lin Huairan had clear thinking and argued reasonably. “And I also asked Sister Zhiling if she wanted to be Huai-bao’s girlfriend, and she said yes.”
“…”
Xu Zhinan deeply felt that she couldn’t let Lin Huairan play around freely anymore.
They thought it was just two little kids playing around, but they never expected it to have already reached this stage.
Lin Huairan added, “I also asked Sister Zhiling if I could kiss her.”
“…”
Before participating in the show, Xu Zhinan had warned him to get other children’s consent before doing anything, and not to randomly kiss other children. Lin Qingye had told him not to kiss anyone who wasn’t his girlfriend.
Now it seemed Lin Huairan had indeed not violated their instructions.
He had first established a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, and on that basis, had also asked if he could kiss her.
For a moment, Xu Zhinan felt she had no grounds to argue.
Lin Qingye leaned against the wall to the side, arms crossed, lowering his eyes to glance at his son, “There’s one more thing: each person can only have one girlfriend, understand? If you have a girlfriend now, you can’t play with other girls all the time in the future.”
This was a new point of knowledge. Lin Huairan repeated confusedly, “Can only have one girlfriend.”
“That’s right, so if you want to play with other girls, you can’t have a girlfriend.” Lin Qingye looked confident, clearly treating his son like a little player who wasn’t satisfied with just one girlfriend.
Unexpectedly, Lin Huairan said, “Huai-bao understands. Huai-bao is a person with a girlfriend now.”
Lin Qingye: “…”
Xu Zhinan: “…”
Lin Qingye clicked his tongue, almost laughing from anger, “Just last month, your Uncle Li Zong came to tell me you were charming his Mengmeng. How many girlfriends do you have exactly?”
“Just one.”
“Which one?”
Lin Huairan looked as if he was staring at an idiot, sighed, and said, “Sister Zhiling, of course.”
Xu Zhinan asked, “What about Mengmeng?”
“Mengmeng is just a sister, only Zhiling is my girlfriend. I never kissed Mengmeng’s sister either.”
Xu Zhinan: “…”
Lin Qingye gave up struggling, laughed, and said to Xu Zhinan, “Your son already knows how to say other girls are ‘just sisters’ at the age of four.”
“…”
Meanwhile, on the other side, the directing team had been communicating with Chen Die for quite a while, hoping they could stay one more day as a flying family, since the family of four with Wen Liang was deeply loved by the audience during Season 2.
“You should go home and be with Zhijing first?” Chen Die said to Wen Liang.
Wen Liang glanced at her, then looked at Wen Zhiling beside her. His meaning was obvious—he was worried that if he left, Chen Die wouldn’t be able to control that little brat with the surname Lin.
“No, I’ve already asked Chen Shao to pick him up. Let him sleep at Chen Shao’s house tonight.”
Chen Die thought for a moment and agreed, but after a while, she moved closer to Wen Liang’s ear and said, “Then you need to talk to Ling-bao properly, don’t be harsh.”
Wen Liang raised his eyebrows slightly and didn’t react to this. After a moment, he called out, “Wen Zhiling.”
Using her full name sounded intimidating.
Wen Zhiling put down her plush toy and obediently walked to Wen Liang’s side.
Compared to Lin Qingye, Wen Liang, facing the risk of his daughter being taken away, was more serious: “Talk less with Lin Huairan tomorrow during filming.”
Chen Die: “…”
This was too blunt and crude.
Wen Zhiling blinked her eyes. “Why?”
“Because you’re not allowed to have a boyfriend yet.”
Wen Zhiling asked “why” again.
Wen Liang couldn’t be bothered to explain, “Anyway, it’s not allowed. How old are you?”
“But Ling-bao is grown up now. Ling-bao is already 4 years old and can have a boyfriend!”
“No, you can’t.”
“Then at what age can I?”
Wen Liang glanced up lazily, “Maybe after you’re forty.”
Chen Die: “…”
Wen Zhiling quietly looked at Wen Liang for a while, seeming to digest the meaning of his words. Finally, after figuring out her parents’ current ages, her mouth instantly drooped, her eyes drooped, and she threw her head back and started crying.
It was a complete transformation.
The entire process changed very abruptly.
Even Wen Liang was stunned, with a temple pulse belatedly throbbing heavily.
The hotel room arranged by the production team was filled with Wen Zhiling’s loud crying.
Wen Zhiling cried for twenty minutes straight, completely undisturbed and dedicated to crying.
Chen Die patted her back, coaxing her, “Why does our Zhiling like that little boy so much?”
Wen Zhiling was crying so hard she could barely speak, “B-because Huairan is s-so g-good-looking!”
“…”
Finally, Wen Liang couldn’t stand the crying anymore and was also afraid, so he took Wen Zhiling into his arms and patiently coaxed her, “Alright, don’t cry anymore.”
Wen Zhiling sobbed as she spoke, “Mom was only in her twenties when she got married, why does Ling-bao have to wait until she’s forty to date?”
“Dad was just joking with you, it doesn’t have to be forty.”
“Then how old can Ling-bao be?”
“At least after college graduation, after 25.”
Chen Die, listening on the side, looked up at Wen Liang. He had no shame saying this.
It was completely a case of being strict with others but lenient with himself.
Hearing this, Wen Zhiling’s lips drooped again, about to cry.
Wen Liang was getting impatient. “Then how old do you want to be?”
“Ling-bao wants now!”
Wen Liang’s eyebrows furrowed, “Don’t even think about it.”
When the show was broadcast, the situations in Lin Qingye and Wen Liang’s rooms were also shown as they were, once again stirring up a wave of dense bullet screen comments.
Hahahahaha Ling-bao’s familiar cry! I seem to be seeing again the days of Wen-boss being tortured by the crying from last season.
I want to report! Someone’s breaking up a loving couple! Separating affectionate spouses!
Hahahahahahaha Huai-bao is too funny!
Wuwuwu Huai-bao and Ling-bao, grow up quickly!
Strange CP increased again, what is this? Loyal playboy x spoiled precious flower!
Warning! It’s now an era of free love and free marriage! Please don’t interfere with the young people’s free love, Lin Qingye and Wen Liang!
Nesting dolls begin: Better looking than QingNan and WenDie are Huai-bao and Ling-bao, better looking than Huai-bao and Ling-bao are their children! Hurry and give grandma some grandchildren!
Hahaha, the one above is going too far, they’re still so young!
…
Back to the recording time.
Finally, the next morning, there was no task requiring them to get up early, so everyone could finally sleep in.
Sunlight streamed through the wooden-framed windows. Although the latitude of this area was low, it often had cloudy or foggy days, and the UV rays weren’t strong. The sunlight at this time was warm and gentle.
A large bed.
Lin Qingye and Xu Zhinan cuddled together while sleeping, and Lin Huairan slept by himself to the side, looking a bit lonely.
But in reality, Lin Huairan had been accustomed to sleeping alone since he was little, so he didn’t feel neglected.
Lin Qingye was lying on his side, facing the window. As the sunlight grew stronger, it directly warmed his eyelids, and he quickly woke up.
As soon as he moved, Xu Zhinan, in his arms, also woke up, squinting her sleepy eyes. Her voice was very soft, afraid of waking Huai-bao next to them, “Sleep a bit more, you got up so early yesterday.”
Her voice was still drowsy, soft and floppy, with the end of her words like little hooks pulling at the heart.
And those little hooks easily provoked a fire in Lin Qingye.
Each episode of the show was recorded for five days, and although the cameras would be turned off at night during sleep, they still didn’t feel at ease, especially sharing a room with Huai-bao. There wasn’t much room for Lin Qingye to act.
This moment was rare—Huai-bao was still asleep, and the cameras weren’t on yet.
Lin Qingye leaned over and kissed Xu Zhinan’s lips.
Xu Zhinan made a “mmm” sound, dodging backward a bit, “What are you doing?”
“Doing something that wouldn’t pass censorship.”
“…Huai-bao is still here.”
“He’s still asleep, isn’t he?”
The two whispered, their voices very low. After Lin Qingye finished speaking, he bent down again and placed a kiss on the corner of her mouth, not forgetting to lift his waist slightly.
Xu Zhinan felt the sensation at her waist and immediately widened her eyes, her face instantly turning red.
This person was really…
She quickly grabbed Lin Qingye’s arm and gasped, “What are you doing!”
He smiled roguishly, pressing her arm and licking the corner of her mouth again, saying very improperly, “Testing your courage.”
“…”
Lin Qingye was about to do something shameless under the blanket when the sudden awakening of Lin Huairan broke the amorous atmosphere in the room.
Little Huairan: “Eww! Dad, that’s embarrassing!”
Xu Zhinan reacted sensitively to his voice and directly pushed Lin Qingye off her. If the bed hadn’t been so large, this push might have sent Lin Qingye straight to the floor.
Lin Qingye’s flames were burning fiercely but were directly extinguished by Lin Huairan, without even a spark remaining.
Xu Zhinan gathered her clothes, relieved that they hadn’t really done anything yet, and Huairan just thought they were kissing.
She asked gently, “Is little Huai-bao hungry? Shall we get up and have breakfast?”
“Yes, yes.”
Lin Huairan stood up from the bed, about to get dressed, when he caught Lin Qingye’s unfriendly expression. He shrank his neck, not knowing how he had offended his father just by waking up.
The three washed up and went out.
Everyone was already there, even Chen Die’s family.
The production team announced today’s task: “Today, babies have a very different task. Our ‘Fancy Baby’ Season 3 has already been recorded to the mid-term, and this morning, the babies will go to the recording studio together to record a theme song for the show!”
The director’s sister smiled and asked, “Which baby’s father sings especially well?”
Lin Huairan raised his hand immediately, “My dad!”
“That’s right! So this time, the task also requires our Huai-bao to assign roles to everyone and lead everyone to record this song well!”
After the director’s sister finished speaking, before Lin Huairan could say anything, Wen Zhiling, standing in the corner, raised her thin little arms and waved them, twisting her waist to cheer for her boyfriend, “Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh…”
Before the fourth “Oh” could fully emerge, Wen Liang directly frowned and covered Wen Zhiling’s mouth with a look of disgust.
The sound abruptly stopped.
When Lin Huairan heard his little girlfriend cheering for him, he immediately beamed with joy. Just as he was about to look in that direction, Lin Qingye covered his eyes.
His reason for covering his eyes was different from Wen Liang’s. It was purely because his morning fire had been rudely interrupted by the untimely awakening of Lin Huairan, and out of a very childish sense of revenge, he wouldn’t let him look.
When this episode was broadcast, #LinQingyeWenLiang# and #LinHuairanWenZhiling# quickly rose to the first and second spots on the hot search.
And the first popular Weibo post when clicking in was—
Even if my mouth cannot shout for you! Even if my eyes cannot look at you! I will break through worldly constraints and love you forever!!!
Below were two pictures.
One of Wen Zhiling with her mouth covered, and one of Lin Huairan with his eyes covered.
