The First Revolution Quick-Success Pill had been refined.

But the toxicity was too strong, so someone needed to personally test the medicine.

And they needed to test many, because Hall Master Miao alone had prepared over ten types of antidote pills.

“I’ll do it.”

Outside the hall, Lu Qianqian in white robes walked over.

She had consistently been training in the Nine Heavens Secret Realm during this time, so she rarely appeared in fellow disciples’ view.

“Senior Sister.”

Li Qingyang said, “Let me do it instead.”

“I’ll do it!”

Su Xiaomo stepped forward.

Other disciples expressed one after another, willing to test poison with their own bodies.

If this were other sects, many disciples learning the pill was refined from various poisons with extremely high poison content would definitely hesitate greatly.

Sorry.

The Eternal Sect was different.

This was a sect that united absurdity and happiness. On matters like this, they wouldn’t consider life or death.

“A Niu.”

Jun Changxiao said, “What about you?”

“…”

Ye Xingchen fell silent.

As a core disciple, he should have spoken up early, but he never said anything.

After a moment, Ye Xingchen said, “If this type of pill will poison people to death, can this disciple not test it?”

“Reason,” Jun Changxiao said.

Ye Xingchen clenched his fist, his eyes cold: “Great vengeance unrequited.”

Even if the First Revolution Quick-Success Pill wouldn’t cause death, it would still bring unmeasurable negative effects due to poison. So he didn’t want to waste time because of this.

If there was no blood feud, A Niu would definitely grab the pill without hesitation and shout loudly at his fellow disciples: “I’ll test the medicine, nobody fight me for it!”

Jun Changxiao stood up, picked up the pill, and smiled: “This kind of dangerous matter naturally requires this seat to personally do it.”

Disciples scrambling to test poison with their bodies made him very gratified, so the most dangerous matters still needed the family head to do. The children’s task was to grow robustly.

“Sect Master.”

Miao Saifeng frowned: “The toxicity is very strong, don’t be rash.”

“That’s right.”

Wei Lao said, “You’re the Eternal Sect’s sect master, you absolutely cannot have any mishap.”

Hua Meigui stood right beside him and didn’t stop her husband from testing poison with his body, because she knew he valued his disciples very much and wouldn’t let them test poison.

“My mind is made up,” Jun Changxiao said.

“…”

Everyone immediately fell silent.

Having spent so long with the sect master, everyone knew his temperament.

“Eat it raw?”

“Better to take it with warm water, the poison taste will be lighter.”

“What about with alcohol?”

“…Should also work.”

“Qingyang, bring wine!”

“Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!”

A bowl of Drunken Life and Dreaming Death was brought over.

Jun Changxiao gracefully lifted it, looking at the disciples’ worried faces: “It’s not certain death, you all need to smile.”

Li Qingyang and Su Xiaomo forced smiles that looked even worse than crying.

“Wuwuwu!”

Liu Wanshi directly started crying: “Sect Master, if something happens to you, every year on this day I’ll offer many, many delicious Chinese delicacies at your grave!”

“…”

Jun Changxiao’s face collapsed.

This girl had long since grown into a young lady, but her words were still so childishly innocent!

The atmosphere in the hall was very sorrowful. Higher-ups and disciples were all silently praying in their hearts that the sect master would be safe and sound after testing poison with his body.

Miao Saifeng carefully confirmed the refined antidote pills, then neatly arranged them on the table: “The numbers are marked above. After taking the pill, the sect master must take them in order.”

“Mm.”

Jun Changxiao nodded.

On the other side, Sun Bukong and his medical team were already in position, striving to provide the most timely treatment if the sect master had an accident.

“Wuwuwu!”

Liu Wanshi wiped her eyes, choking: “Second Senior Brother, should we send someone to clean up the Spirit Beast Hall in advance?”

“…”

Jun Changxiao nearly fell over.

To avoid this girl continuing with her childishly innocent words, he hurriedly held the bowl in one hand and pinched the pill with the other.

“Sect Master!”

All disciples cried out sorrowfully, just like a life-and-death parting.

At the same time, the tune “Two Springs Reflecting the Moon” echoed throughout the entire hall. Hearing it brought tears and overwhelming sadness.

Beloved disciples, farewell forever!

Jun Changxiao opened his mouth and slowly brought the pill toward it. Just as it was about to enter his mouth, a voice came from outside the hall: “I am Zi Cang Dao transformed into a kun. My poison resistance is stronger than the sect master’s. Let me test the medicine.”

“Thud!”

“Thud!”

Hall Master Zi shouldered a speaker playing transcendent background music, his expression resolute as he walked step by step forward.

“Are you certain?”

“Certain and definite!”

“Here.”

—

Scene shift. Hall Master Zi stood before the medicine testing table, his facial expression very colorful.

Seeing the disciples’ emotions on the verge of collapse, he really couldn’t help but volunteer to replace the sect master in testing medicine. The result… that guy didn’t even try to decline and let him do it!

No!

After such a long emotional buildup, turns out it was prepared for me?

“Sect Master!”

Hall Master Zi said righteously, “You should do it instead.”

“Stop dawdling.”

Jun Changxiao sat below: “You said you’d test the medicine yourself. Everyone heard it.” After speaking, he took out an erhu and played sorrowful music to embolden Hall Master Zi.

“Wuwu!”

Liu Wanshi, Yao Mengying and others sadly cried.

The current situation was that Hall Master Zi hadn’t died yet, but they had already entered the mourning hall condolence phase.

“…”

Ah Zi was so angry his eyelids kept rolling upward.

However, since he’d said it, he definitely couldn’t back down. So he memorized the antidote sequence Miao Saifeng gave, made his decision, and tossed the pill into his mouth.

“Gulp!”

The sound of swallowing came.

Jun Changxiao stopped pulling the erhu, his eyes fixed deadly on the Zilin Demon King.

Sun Bukong and his medical team unconsciously moved closer, various emergency instruments already prepared.

Every pair of eyes was on Ah Zi, making him undoubtedly the most dazzling and flashy guy in the Eternal Sect right now.

“Ah!”

“Ah!”

Suddenly, the Zilin Demon King clutched his throat, his face contorting as he screamed miserably.

“Quickly eat the antidote!” Miao Saifeng urgently said.

The Zilin Demon King swayed his body and reached toward the nearest antidote bottle, but accidentally knocked them all over. Then he painfully half-knelt on the ground, green veins bulging on his face, looking extremely frightening.

“Swoosh!”

Jun Changxiao shot forward in one stride, taking an antidote pill from the fallen bottle number one and stuffing it in his mouth, but there was no effect—the other party was still extremely pained!

“Try another type!” Miao Saifeng urgently said.

“Swoosh!”

Jun Changxiao successively grabbed bottles two and three. After eating through all the antidote pills, the Zilin Demon King’s face was still contorted and terrible.

“It’s over.”

Miao Saifeng said, “No effect.”

“Then what do we do!” Jun Changxiao said urgently.

“Sigh.”

Miao Saifeng turned away, her tone heavy: “Prepare for the funeral arrangements.”

“Huh?”

Jun Changxiao was immediately dumbfounded.

“Hall Master Zi!”

Li Qingyang, Su Xiaomo and others cried out sorrowfully, the tears in their eyes definitely not forced out.

“System!”

Jun Changxiao roared in his heart: “What do we do!”

“Very simple.”

The system said, “Host, grab his wrist and reactivate Crisis Resolution Mode!”

As a lifesaving trump card purchased at the cost of losing three values, it could not only help Jun Changxiao resolve crises but also help others resolve crises—reference the Demon Affinity Land and Yao Mengying sitting on him.

“Then what are you waiting for!”

Jun Changxiao rushed over and grabbed the Zilin Demon King’s wrist, shouting: “Activate directly!”

“Ding! Spend all contribution points to resolve the current crisis?”

“Yes!”

“Ding! Sect contribution points: 0.”

“Ding! Spend all achievement points to resolve the current crisis?”

At a life-and-death moment, where was all this nonsense coming from!

Just as he was about to shout “yes,” the Zilin Demon King suddenly stood up and laughed loudly: “Su Xiaomo, how’s my acting now?”

Jun Changxiao’s eyeballs instantly bulged, then he stiffly turned his head. Seeing this guy’s face had returned to normal without any signs of poisoning, he finally realized he’d been tricked. He slowly spoke several words from his mouth: “I! Damn! Your! Ancestor!”