Radiant Illumination Heart Sutra, Heaven-Crossing Palm Seal.
Rewards given for completing the Upper Realm version Epic Quest One, helping the sect when they first arrived at the higher plane, possessing martial techniques matching it that could be cultivated.
As it turned out, stolen from Gu Tianxing.
Great Thousand Shadow Division Formula.
Hidden reward given for completing a branch quest. After cultivation, could condense shadow divisions, thereby cultivating martial dao, medical dao and so on faster.
As it turned out, also stolen from Gu Tianxing.
What was this?
Catching one sheep and desperately shearing its wool!
All three martial arts were given as rewards, not actively obtained by spending the Three Values, so this matter couldn’t be blamed on Jun Changxiao. In fact, Gu Tianxing should thank him, because…
“Whew!”
In the void and ethereal land, Gu Chaoxi waved his small hand. Energy gathered between his five fingers, instantly striking an extremely standard Heaven-Crossing Palm Seal as he smiled brilliantly: “Dad, I’ve learned it!”
The bruised and battered Gu Tianxing was dumbfounded.
He’d just taught him the incantation, and calculating the time it was only about one cup of tea, yet he learned it again. This aptitude was too monstrous!
“It’s possible these two martial arts just suit him well. Let me try another.” Gu Tianxing was relatively steady, not rushing to define his son’s aptitude. So he taught him the Radiant Illumination Heart Sutra incantation, and the result… he learned it again in a short while.
“Genius!”
“Super genius!”
Gu Tianxing was so excited he disregarded his facial injuries, forcibly transforming into great joy.
Gu Chaoxi’s rapid cultivation success came from having learned them at Eternal Sect. Though the memories weren’t there, the martial dao knowledge remained. Encountering them again, it came easily.
Therefore.
Gu Tianxing must thank Jun Changxiao for teaching his son in advance.
My side’s argument is hereby concluded, thank you.
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Camera cuts back to Eternal Sect.
Jun Changxiao sat in his study like a devout believer, beginning the new month’s refresh, praying for useful goods to appear.
He’d been very anxious lately, anxious enough to get constipation from internal heat.
Only three to five months remained until the Epic Quest settlement. Though core disciples met the standard, the others still showed no movement, so whether it could be completed depended on the Store.
“Ding! Ding!”
Refresh sounds rang out consecutively.
From the frequency, clearly nothing good appeared.
“Ahhh!”
After refreshing a full 20 times, Jun Changxiao clutched his bald little head with both hands, roaring: “I’m an annual VIP subscriber, why can’t I refresh good stuff!”
The System said: “This can’t be rushed.”
“If I don’t rush, the quest will reach its time limit!”
Jun Changxiao’s mood was very low, but looking at the 10 remaining attempts, he could only forcibly raise his spirits and continue refreshing. As he casually scrolled down, he jumped up with a ‘whoosh’, his facial expression gradually ecstatic, gradually warped.
Seeing this description, certain readers surnamed Duo definitely won’t be happy, because it foreshadows that Dog Leftovers definitely has a major windfall.
That’s right!
After countless refreshes and failures, Jun Changxiao finally moved heaven, finally was granted the power of a European Emperor, directly refreshing a box with a large question mark in the Store.
It came, it came.
It came carrying Supreme Goods!
“Hahaha!”
“Hahahahaha!”
Goose calls came from the study.
Just then, Hua Meigui passed by outside. Looking through the doorway, she discovered her husband crouched on the table, hands covering his face laughing uncontrollably, thinking: “So cute.”
…
Throughout the entire book, the author himself wasn’t clear how many times Supreme Goods appeared, but one thing was undeniable – the items opened were absolutely top-notch, like the first time opening Life-Death Secret Realm, One-Punch Kill, and the red underwear Ah Zi always wore.
Of course.
This wasn’t the first time Supreme Goods were refreshed in the Upper Realm. A previous quest rewarded one purchase right, opening the Great Solar Tathagata Palm from it, but because it was too profound and mysterious, Jun Changxiao hadn’t used it in actual combat until now.
“Damn!”
“It went up another 2000!”
Looking at the large question mark priced at 14,000 Reputation Value, Dog Leftovers immediately collapsed.
“If you think it’s expensive don’t buy it.”
The System said: “Boldly refresh it away.”
“Screw off.”
Jun Changxiao cursed, finally pressing through the heartache, flesh-ache, whole-body-ache, spending Reputation Value to buy it. His saved Reputation Value was left with only 1000 points.
If it were other regular Reputation goods, Dog Leftovers might still think about it, but Supreme Goods had never disappointed, so regardless of whether goods helpful for realm advancement could be refreshed, it was worth spending big money to gamble once.
“Whew!”
Closing his eyes, hands together.
After a round of prayer, Dog Leftovers extended his hand to touch it. The surface rippled with golden light.
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Certain Kill ×1!”
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Simulated Battlefield ×1!”
The large box virtualized. A manual and a teleportation entrance appeared in the spatial ring.
“Certain Kill?”
Jun Changxiao was overjoyed: “The upgraded version of One-Punch Kill?”
“Swish!”
He hurriedly opened the manual’s first page. The characters engraved inside seemed to suddenly come alive, then transformed into streams of light merging into his consciousness sea, gradually evolving into complex images.
Very quickly.
Jun Changxiao learned this martial art.
“…”
The System complained: “Knowing the host’s aptitude and IQ aren’t enough, subsequent martial techniques have started forcibly infusing themselves?”
“Haha!”
Jun Changxiao put his hands on his hips, throwing back his head laughing.
Not only had he learned Certain Kill, he understood the principle.
This type of martial technique was indeed very similar to One-Punch Kill, but since it opened from Upper Realm version Supreme Goods, it was definitely countless times stronger!
Certain, Kill.
From the name it wasn’t hard to hear – once this martial art was executed it was absolutely certain, absolutely beyond doubt.
One-Punch Kill’s execution condition was that someone must show off to charge it. Strictly speaking, it belonged to a typical passive skill.
Certain Kill also had execution conditions, but didn’t need to wait for others’ provocation – he could execute it himself, so it belonged to an active output skill.
“Let me try.”
Jun Changxiao temporarily didn’t bother with the Simulated Battlefield item, coming to the training grounds outside the great hall, very naturally assuming a combat posture.
“Hm?”
“The Sect Master’s going to show off his skills?”
“Let’s go!”
Nearby disciples gathered around one after another.
“Whew!”
Jun Changxiao took a deep breath, then closed his eyes.
“Buzz buzz!”
Space trembled slightly, dust floating from underfoot.
Liu Sinan had just walked out of the cafeteria when he suddenly sensed fluctuations from the training grounds. His brow immediately furrowed: “Such strange aura!”
“It’s the Sect Master!”
Gongsun Hou, face flushed, emerged from the latrine pulling up his pants.
It could be said.
When Jun Changxiao stood on the training grounds, as if merging with heaven and earth instantly, everyone in Eternal Sect looked over, astonished at that special aura gathering from all around.
“Swish!”
Suddenly, Dog Leftovers raised his hand, placed it at his temple, calling out loudly: “Say it loud and clear, am I handsome or not!”
“Thump!”
The disciples fell to the ground in unison.
The Sect Master built up momentum on the training grounds for so long with such presence, then came out with this line – they really couldn’t handle it.
“Handsome!”
Su Xiaomo shouted.
“Handsome!”
“Handsome!”
The disciples echoed one after another.
“Ding! Certain Kill charged 5%!”
Hearing the increase notification, Jun Changxiao’s body trembled. Two duplicates appeared out of thin air, standing in a triangle formation.
“Two shadow divisions!”
“The Sect Master truly is the Sect Master!”
The disciples’ eyes flashed with intense worship.
They’d been cultivating the Great Thousand Shadow Division Formula for quite a while, but remained stuck at condensing one shadow division.
“Xingchen!”
Jun Changxiao waved his hand: “Music!”
“Snap!”
Ye Xingchen pressed the play button on the modified sound system. Dynamic rhythm immediately transmitted: “Could this be your excuse for breaking up, if you could do it over, would you still love me…”
As the song played, Jun Changxiao’s main body and shadow divisions pressed their hands back and forth at their waists, their butts twisting with the beat.
“…”
Seeing this, the disciples’ mouths twitched.
So tacky, so embarrassing!
“Ding! Certain Kill charged 10%… 20%… 30%… 100%!”
Gathering all the embarrassment energy from everyone’s bodies, the martial technique successfully completed charging. Jun Changxiao stopped the awkward dance, withdrew the two duplicates, stomped the ground, and his entire body shot toward the heavens like a cannonball.
“Certain Kill!”
“Whoosh!”
“Crack crack!”
Violent winds arose, space shattered.
Outside Eternal Immortal Mountain, martial artists traveling or flying were all startled, looking in shock toward the heavens at the gradually appearing enormous crack resembling a peach!
“Step.”
Inside the sect, Jun Changxiao floated down to the training grounds. His small back and gleaming bald head appeared both great and brilliant under the sunlight.
Liu Sinan and Gongsun Hou stared dumbfounded.
As witnesses, they clearly saw that after the Sect Master flew to the heavens, he simply twisted his butt casually and directly… smashed a huge butt-print into space!
Was this what he just shouted… Ass-Certain Kill!
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