“Sect Master has returned!”
“Junior Sister Liu has returned!”
At the Eternal Ancient Sect, Li Fei shouted at the top of his lungs. Disciples who were cultivating all emerged to enthusiastically welcome them.
“Qingyang.”
Just sitting in the great hall, Jun Changxiao instructed: “This is a new disciple. Go make arrangements.”
“Yes.”
Li Qingyang led Lin Yao toward the inner courtyard.
“Elder Jiang.”
Jun Changxiao said, “During this seat’s absence, nothing happened, correct?”
“There was!”
Jiang Xie said, “Du Nan, who’s responsible for cleaning the inner courtyard, discovered the magic-modified multifunctional vacuum can absorb some unclean things.”
“Oh?”
Jun Changxiao’s gaze flickered with surprise.
This daily necessity he’d forcibly bought when the intermediate beast core pill refreshed—before heading to the Imperial City, he’d given it to Du Nan for sweeping fallen leaves and dust from the training ground.
“Summon him.”
“Yes.”
Before long, Du Nan entered the great hall.
This fellow’s previously flowing hair was already shaved—properly a monk now.
It wasn’t intentional. Mainly when coming to the sect to catch evil cultivators, he was kicked out and his head scraped on the stone slabs, losing a patch. Growing it back required time, so he simply shaved it all.
Speaking of which.
After shaving his hair, Du Nan’s comprehension of Buddhist teachings increased considerably—典型 example of becoming bald and becoming stronger.
Jun Changxiao inquired: “The vacuum can absorb unclean things?”
“Yes, Sect Master!”
Du Nan said, “Through disciple’s observation and research, this object can not only absorb dust and debris but can also absorb evil energy.”
Speaking of which, it was quite coincidental.
One day, he was routinely using the vacuum to clean the inner courtyard training ground.
Mo Shang happened to be cultivating, releasing evil energy, which was directly forcibly absorbed.
Jun Changxiao said, “Summon him to demonstrate.”
Before long.
Mo Shang walked over.
However, his head was actually shiny and bright.
Jun Changxiao said in surprise: “You also saw through the mortal world and became a monk?”
“Sect Master.”
Du Nan said, “Senior Brother Mo’s hair was absorbed by the vacuum.”
Mentioning this matter, Mo Shang’s tears nearly fell.
Getting up early to cultivate in the inner courtyard, he just released evil energy when it was uncontrollably absorbed. His body also didn’t stabilize, directly tumbling over with his head aligned with the flat nozzle—his full head of black hair was instantly sucked in.
Fortunately, Du Nan shut it off in time, otherwise even his scalp would’ve been sucked in.
After hearing this, Jun Changxiao stood and walked down, patting Mo Shang’s shoulder: “You’ve suffered…”
“Pff-hahaha!”
“Hahahaha—”
…
“Sect Master!”
At the training ground, Mo Shang despaired: “Let’s not test it anymore!”
“Stop talking nonsense.”
Jun Changxiao held the magic-modified vacuum: “Quickly release your evil energy. This seat wants to see exactly how it absorbed it!”
“Fine.”
Mo Shang very reluctantly released his evil energy.
“Snap!”
Jun Changxiao activated the vacuum. Powerful suction immediately erupted. With the flat nozzle placed on the ground, dust and pebbles were immediately collected inside.
Right at this moment, a strange scene occurred!
The evil energy originally gathered around Mo Shang’s body suddenly flew over uncontrollably.
“It really can absorb evil energy?” Jun Changxiao said in surprise.
Mo Shang remained constantly on edge, forcibly stabilizing his body to avoid approaching again. But he wouldn’t go over—the flat nozzle flew over itself, about to make intimate contact with his forehead…
“Snap!”
Jun Changxiao hastily shut it off.
The suction immediately dispersed. Mo Shang collapsed on the ground in fright.
Though the suction force erupting from the flat nozzle wasn’t any terrifying power, just as it touched his body, he deeply felt that if absorbed, losing evil energy was minor—losing his scalp was major!
“Indeed miraculous.” Jun Changxiao’s gaze flickered with surprise.
This casually purchased daily necessity could actually absorb evil energy—truly beyond imagination.
“Qingyang.”
Jun Changxiao said, “Release your spiritual energy.”
He also wanted to test whether this thing had absorbing function for normal martial cultivators.
The result was disappointing, because after Li Qingyang released spiritual energy, it wasn’t affected by the suction. Even pressing the flat nozzle against his face only produced slight suction and couldn’t tear away flesh.
He also summoned Yao Mengying.
Testing concluded that it could absorb the demonic energy she released.
“Understood.”
Jun Changxiao said, “The magic-modified multifunctional vacuum has no effect on normal martial cultivators but is uniquely effective against evil and demonic cultivators.”
This effectiveness didn’t just mean absorption but could absorb high-realm ones.
“Old Ding.”
Jun Changxiao said, “Come release your evil energy.”
Mo Shang was ultimately only Martial King-level evil cultivator. He needed to test the Five Absolute Evil Saint-level Martial Saint!
Ding Xingwang said proudly, “Sect Master, though this vacuum is somewhat strange, wanting to absorb my evil energy is probably impossible.”
In an era when Martial Emperors didn’t appear, as an evil faction Martial Saint, he completely had the qualifications to look down on all heroes!
“Just try.”
“Very well.”
Ding Xingwang stood in place. Powerful evil energy immediately erupted around his body. Compared to him, the half-evil cultivator Mo Shang was simply an ant at the mountain’s base!
Beside him, Du Nan’s mouth twitched.
Turned out this Elder Ding was not only an evil cultivator but also extremely terrifying. Where did he get the courage earlier to secretly infiltrate the Eternal Ancient Sect?
“Snap!”
Jun Changxiao activated the vacuum. Suction immediately erupted. Though it sensed the evil energy and very much wanted to absorb it, it ultimately couldn’t reach.
“Sect Master.”
Ding Xingwang said, “It has no effect on me.”
Jun Changxiao raised his hand, placing it on the button on the handle: “Switching to second gear.”
The magic-modified multifunctional vacuum had speed-adjusting function similar to fans, divided into first, second, and third gears.
Du Nan always used first gear, because it was sufficient to absorb leaves and dust.
“Snap!”
Second gear activated.
“Whoosh—”
In an instant, powerful suction generated at the flat nozzle. Even maintaining sufficient distance from the ground, dust and leaves were immediately collected.
Ding Xingwang’s expression changed slightly!
At this moment, he already felt evil energy being pulled by some force, though still within controllable range.
“Still not enough?”
“Snap!”
Third gear activated!
“Whoosh whoosh whoosh—”
Even stronger suction increased. Du Nan, Mo Shang and others clearly saw that within over ten zhang centered on the Sect Master, all dust and fallen leaves were instantly absorbed.
Ding Xingwang’s expression immediately became grave.
With third-gear suction erupting, the evil energy gathered around his body completely couldn’t be suppressed and was extending toward the flat nozzle.
Though he kept trying to restrain it, he could only temporarily delay the time before flying over.
The current scene was:
Powerful suction erupting, forcibly dragging evil energy, the two drawing increasingly close.
“How is it?” Jun Changxiao said.
Ding Xingwang’s expression was ugly: “I can still… withstand it…”
Though saying this, he was clear in his heart—if he didn’t quickly maintain sufficient distance from it, the released evil energy would definitely be collected!
Third-gear mode could make a Martial Saint so embarrassed—one could see how terrifying the generated suction was.
Of course.
This was only because Ding Xingwang permitted the vacuum to absorb this way.
If it were an enemy, they could leave at the first opportunity. Then it would have no effect.
“In that case.”
Jun Changxiao said gravely, “I can only activate enhanced mode!”
“Snap!”
Speaking thus, he pressed the red button.
“Ding! Host successfully activated multifunctional vacuum enhanced mode, consuming 100 contribution points.”
“Ding! Sect contribution points: 49,900/50,000.”
“Holy shit!”
Jun Changxiao despaired: “It costs this much!”
“Whoosh whoosh—”
“Whoosh whoosh—”
While despairing, even more powerful and terrifying suction than before immediately erupted from the flat nozzle. He almost didn’t hold it firmly and it flew away.
Ding Xingwang’s expression changed dramatically in horror. The released evil energy immediately surged over like flooding waters!
Completely uncontrollable. Even his body couldn’t be controlled, staggering forward ‘thump thump thump,’ finally his head directly nailed to the flat nozzle!
“Not good!”
Jun Changxiao exclaimed, hastily shutting off the vacuum.
However, though suction instantly stopped, after Ding Xingwang separated from the flat nozzle, that aged yet cultured full head of gray hair was completely gone, his head shiny and bright.
“Ah—”
“My luxuriant hair!”
“…”
Jun Changxiao’s mouth twitched as he consoled: “Old Ding, don’t be sad. This seat will find you a bottle of Overlord Shampoo. After using it, your hair should be able to ‘duang’ and grow back all at once!”
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